11/14/17

Giving thanks for silly jokes

Your blog mistress and a turkey, circa 1997
Q:  Why did the pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A:  Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

Q:  What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A:  He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q:  What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A:  Plymouth Rock

Q:  Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A:  They suspected it of fowl play.

Q:  What are turkeys thankful for at Thanksgiving?
A:  The current veganism/vegetarianism fad.

And remember, Thanksgiving is the time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home. :D
- Cassandra G.
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2 comments:

  1. Carol Holmes11/14/17, 6:57 PM

    LOL Thanks for the cute jokes. Made me laugh. Great pic with the turkey. :)

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  2. Unknown11/15/17, 5:54 PM

    😆🙃👍🏻🍗 hahahaha!

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