Q: What happened to the man who thought about the evils of drinking in the new year?
A: He gave up thinking.
Q: What's the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
A: The ice falls out of your drink!
Q: What's the one group that hates New Years Day?
A: The Times Square clean up crew.
- Cassandra G.
Yeah, maybe illy but made me laugh. Thanks! That's the way to start the new year!
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