10/24/18

Have a Bootiful Night!


Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts.

Q: Which ghost is the best dancer?
A: The Boogie Man

Q: Why do mummies have no friends?
A: Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they’re suckers.

Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!



Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” He replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

- Cassandra G.

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