A little levity for the Dog Days of Summer

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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

Q: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
A: Finland.

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.

Remember to wear sunscreen, stay hydrated, and please check on any elderly neighbors to make sure they are staying cool! Click here to find a cooling center near you.

- Cassandra G.