7/4/18

Happy Independence Day!

Please be careful out there!

Q: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?
A: Aretha Franklin

Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
A: Because she can’t sit down.

Q: How come there's no Knock Knock joke about America?
A: Because freedom rings.

Q: What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
- Cassandra G.
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2 comments:

  1. Angie in SoCal7/4/18, 9:34 AM

    Chuckle - Thanks. Happy Independence Day!

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  2. Barbara M7/4/18, 9:44 PM

    Ha,ha,ha,and ho,ho,ho!!! Thanks, Cassandra for the rib-ticklers! We're here in Orem, Utah where fireworks are legal- REALLY noisy!

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