10/16/17

Corny Jokes (candy corny?)


Q:  Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A:  He was caught drinking on the job!
Q:  What do skeletons say before eating?
A:  Bone Appetit!
Q:  How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A:  By his deep loud coffin!
Q:  How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A:  With a pumpkin patch.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.

Tee-hee!
- Cassandra G.

4 comments:

  1. Thank you so much for making me laugh on this crazy, hot October Monday!!

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  2. Sew cute and corny too!

    Cassandra- I didn't realize that the slide show had background music. You rock!

    Heidi's demo last month was great and her Saturday class was "sew" informative.

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  3. Ha! Glad you enjoyed the jokes (courtesy of Dr. Bob at Superior Threads) and the music behind the videos (all of them have it!). - Cassandra G.

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  4. Thanks, I needed some corny jokes after my dentist visit!

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