Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The food
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler
Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees
Q: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
A: He has only one pupil
Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Class: ...
- Cassandra G.
Cute jokes!
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