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| Comic by Scott Nickel |
A: In a snow bank.
Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
A: He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?
A: Nurse them back to elf. (ed. note: I hear spiked egg nog helps)
Q: What do you get when you deep fry Santa?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What should do you if you plan on going away for the holidays?
A: Leave Santa a note, asking him if he'd mind watering your plants.
- Cassandra G.
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